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If your child listens to classical music:
The Haydn Effect: Child is witty and quick on his feet, quite often bringing a grin to the faces of those around him. Despite this he exhibits remarkable humility.
The Bach Effect: Child memorizes Scripture and says his prayers every day; may overwhelm listeners with his speech.
The Handel Effect: Much like the Bach Effect; in addition, the child may exhibit dramatic behavior.
The Beethoven Effect: Child develops a superiority complex and is prone to violent tantrums; is a perfectionist.
The Liszt Effect: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important
The Bruckner Effect: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. Gains a reputation for profundity.
The Grieg Effect: This child is quirky yet cheery. May be prone toward Norwegian folklore.
The Wagner Effect: Child becomes a megalomaniac. Speaks for six hours at a stretch.
The Schoenberg Effect: Child never repeats a word until he has used all the other words in his vocabulary. Sometimes talk backwards or upside-down. Eventually people stop listening to him. Child blames them for their inability to understand him.
The Ives Effect: Child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several separate conversations at once.
The Stravinsky Effect: Child is prone to savage, guttural and profane outbursts that lead to fighting and pandemonium in preschool.
The Shostakovich Effect: Child only expresses themselves in parent-approved ways.
The Cage Effect: Childs says exactly nothing for 4 minutes and 33 seconds. Preferred by 9 out of 10 classroom teachers.
The Glass Effect: Child repeats one word over, and over, and over, and over....
(gotta love the Liszt one...it's so true)
Me cae que ni a Ed Wood le salían tan chafas las cosas

Me cae que ni a Ed Wood le salían tan chafas las cosas

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Genialidad Absoluta

Genialidad Absoluta

Predicciones de año nuevo.

Predicciones de año nuevo.

Así es como realmente paso.

Así es como realmente paso.

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Club de los que odian las pantallas tactiles.

Club de los que odian las pantallas tactiles.

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Alien Cooking Lessons.



Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard

Alien Cooking Lessons.

Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard

The Unspeakable Horror

The Unspeakable Horror

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Aragorn & string theory

Aragorn & string theory

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WARNING! Cthulhu ahead.

WARNING! Cthulhu ahead.

With a lot of Flagship titles as:
Sagan: Travellers’ Tales (RPG)
Sagan: One voice in the cosmic fugue (music/dance)
Sagan: heaven & Hell (FPS)
Sagan: Journeys in Space and Time (strategy)

With a lot of Flagship titles as:

Sagan: Travellers’ Tales (RPG)

Sagan: One voice in the cosmic fugue (music/dance)

Sagan: heaven & Hell (FPS)

Sagan: Journeys in Space and Time (strategy)

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Jajaja!  pato Einstein!

Jajaja!  pato Einstein!

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