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Contrato entre madre e hijo de 13 años por su 1er iPhone

Querido Gregory

¡Feliz Navidad! Eres ahora el orgulloso propietario de un iPhone! Eres un buen y responsable chico de 13 años y que se merece este regalo. Pero con la aceptación de este presente viene normas y reglamentos. Por favor, lee el siguiente contrato. Espero que entiendas que es mi trabajo educarte en lo que se volverá un buen hombre joven y sano que puede funcionar en el mundo y convivir con la tecnología, no ser gobernado por ella. El incumplimiento de la siguiente lista resultará en la terminación de tu propiedad sobre el iPhone.

 Te quiero con locura y espero compartir varios millones de mensajes de texto contigo en el futuro.

 1. Es mi teléfono. Yo lo compré. Yo page por el. Te lo estoy prestando a ti. ¿No soy (la mejor mamá) (excelente) (buenísima onda) (la más grandiosa)?

 2. Yo siempre voy a saber la contraseña.

 3. Si suena, responde. Es un teléfono. Saluda, usa tus modales. No vuelvas nunca a hacer caso omiso de una llamada de teléfono si la pantalla dice “mamá” o “papá”.

 4. Entregaras el teléfono a uno de tus padres a las 7:30 pm cada noche de la escuela y todas las noches de fin de semana a las 9:00 pm. Se apagara por la noche y se prendera de nuevo a las 7:30 am. Si no quieres llamar a alguien por su teléfono normal por que quieres evitar que sus padres respondan entonces tampoco le llames por celular o le mandes mensajes de texto. Escucha a esos instintos y respeta a las demás familias como nos gustaría que nos respetaran.

5. El teléfono no ira a la escuela contigo. Aprende a tener una conversación en persona con la gente que te mandas mensajes de texto. Es una habilidad vital. * Dias a la mitad, excursiones y actividades después de clases requerirá una consideración especial.

6. Si cae en el inodoro, se estrella en el suelo, o se desvanece en el aire, tu serás responsable de los costos de reemplazo o reparaciones. Asi que  guarda algo de tu dinero que ganaras de cortar el césped, cuidar a los niños, etc… Porque va a pasar, y debes estar preparado.

7. No uses esta tecnología para mentir, engañar o avergonzar a otro ser humano. No te involucres en conversaciones que son dañinas para los demás. Se un buen amigo siempre y alejate de conversaciones donde puedas ser victima.

8. No mandes mensajes de texto, correo electrónico, o digas cualquier cosa a través de este dispositivo que no seas capaz de decir en persona.

9. No mandes mensajes de texto, correo electrónico, o digas algo a alguien que no dirías en voz alta con sus padres presentes. Censurate ti mismo.

10. No porno. Utiliza la Web para buscar información que abiertamente compartirías conmigo. Si tienes una pregunta acerca de cualquier cosa, preguntale a una persona - de preferencia  a mí o a tu padre.

11. Apágalo, ponlo en modo silencioso, ó guardalo en público. Especialmente en un restaurante, en el cine, o al hablar con otro ser humano. No eres una persona grosera, no permitas que el teléfono cambie eso.

12. No envíes o recibas imágenes de tus partes íntimas o las de alguien mas. No es de risa. Algún día te verás tentado a hacer esto a pesar de tu gran inteligencia. Es arriesgado y podría arruinar tu adolescencia / universidad / vida adulta. Esto es siempre una mala idea. El ciberespacio es vasto y más poderoso que tú. Y es difícil hacer algo de esta magnitud desaparecer - incluyendo una mala reputación.

13. No tomes millones de imágenes y videos. No hay necesidad de documentar todo. Vive tus experiencias. Se almacenarán en tu memoria para la eternidad.

14. Deja tu teléfono en casa algunas veces y sientete seguro en esa decisión. No está vivo ni es una extensión de ti. Aprender a vivir sin el. Debes ser más grande y más poderoso que  ¨el miedo de perderse de algo¨.

15. Descarga música que sea nueva o clásica o diferente a lo que tus  millones de compañeros escuchan y que es exactamente lo mismo. Tu generación tiene acceso a la música como nunca antes en la historia. Aproveche ese regalo. Amplía tus horizontes.

16. Juega un juego de palabras o rompecabezas o acertijos de vez en cuando.

17. Manten tus ojos hacia arriba. Ve el mundo pasar a tu alrededor. Mira por la ventana. Escucha a los pájaros. Toma un paseo. Habla con gente nueva. Maravillate sin google.

18. Te vas a equivocar. Te quitaré tu teléfono. Vamos a sentarnos y hablar de ello. Vamos a empezar de nuevo. Tu y yo, estamos siempre aprendiendo. Somos del mismo equipo. Estamos en esto juntos.

Tengo la esperanza de que estes de acuerdo con estos términos. La mayoría de las lecciones enumeradas aquí no sólo se aplican a tu iPhone, sino para la vida. Estás creciendo en un mundo rápido y siempre cambiante. Es emocionante y atractivo. Manten las cosas sencillas siempre que puedas. Confía en tu poderosa mente y tu gran corazón por encima de cualquier máquina. Te quiero. Espero que disfrutes de tu nuevo iPhone. ¡Feliz Navidad!

 xoxoxo

Mamá

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Gregory’s iPhone Contract | Janell Burley Hofmann

Dear Gregory

Merry Christmas!  You are now the proud owner of an iPhone.  Hot Damn!  You are a good & responsible 13 year old boy and you deserve this gift.  But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations.  Please read through the following contract.  I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it.  Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership.

 I love you madly & look forward to sharing several million text messages with you in the days to come.

 1. It is my phone.  I bought it.  I pay for it.  I am loaning it to you.  Aren’t I the greatest?

 2.  I will always know the password.

 3.   If it rings, answer it.  It is a phone.  Say hello, use your manners.  Do not ever ignore a phone call if the screen reads “Mom” or “Dad”.  Not ever.

 4.  Hand the phone to one of your parents promptly at 7:30pm every school night & every weekend night at 9:00pm.  It will be shut off for the night and turned on again at 7:30am.  If you would not make a call to someone’s land line, wherein their parents may answer first, then do not call or text.  Listen to those instincts and respect other families like we would like to be respected. 

5.  It does not go to school with you.  Have a conversation with the people you text in person.  It’s a life skill.  *Half days, field trips and after school activities will require special consideration.

6.  If it falls into the toilet, smashes on the ground, or vanishes into thin air, you are responsible for the replacement costs or repairs.  Mow a lawn, babysit, stash some birthday money.  It will happen, you should be prepared.

7.  Do not use this technology to lie, fool, or deceive another human being.  Do not involve yourself in conversations that are hurtful to others.  Be a good friend first or stay the hell out of the crossfire. 

8.  Do not text, email, or say anything through this device you would not say in person.

9.  Do not text, email, or say anything to someone that you would not say out loud with their parents in the room.  Censor yourself.

10.  No porn.  Search the web for information you would openly share with me.  If you have a question about anything, ask a person – preferably me or your father. 

11.  Turn it off, silence it, put it away in public.  Especially in a restaurant, at the movies, or while speaking with another human being.  You are not a rude person; do not allow the iPhone to change that.

12.  Do not send or receive pictures of your private parts or anyone else’s private parts.  Don’t laugh.  Someday you will be tempted to do this despite your high intelligence.  It is risky and could ruin your teenage/college/adult life.  It is always a bad idea.  Cyberspace is vast and more powerful than you.  And it is hard to make anything of this magnitude disappear – including a bad reputation.

13.  Don’t take a zillion pictures and videos.  There is no need to document everything.  Live your experiences.  They will be stored in your memory for eternity.

14.  Leave your phone home sometimes and feel safe and secure in that decision.  It is not alive or an extension of you.  Learn to live without it.  Be bigger and more powerful than FOMO – fear of missing out. 

15.  Download music that is new or classic or different than the millions of your peers that listen to the same exact stuff.  Your generation has access to music like never before in history.  Take advantage of that gift.  Expand your horizons.

16.  Play a game with words or puzzles or brain teasers every now and then.

17.  Keep your eyes up.  See the world happening around you.  Stare out a window.  Listen to the birds.  Take a walk.  Talk to a stranger.  Wonder without googling. 

18.  You will mess up.  I will take away your phone.  We will sit down and talk about it.  We will start over again.  You & I, we are always learning.  I am on your team.  We are in this together.

It is my hope that you can agree to these terms.  Most of the lessons listed here do not just apply to the iPhone, but to life.  You are growing up in a fast and ever changing world.  It is exciting and enticing. Keep it simple every chance you get.  Trust your powerful mind and giant heart above any machine.  I love you.  I hope you enjoy your awesome new iPhone.  Merry Christmas!

 xoxoxo

Mom

(Source: janellburleyhofmann.com)

Apple is irrelevant. (as always) :-)

Apple is irrelevant. (as always) :-)

Watching Apple win

Watching Apple win

CES 2012: the Copycat Electronics Shitshow

Reading the work of PC enthusiasts trying to describe Apple is like listening to creationists try to describe the scientific method. They want to believe they are intellectual and understand things, but there’s simply certain things they desperately want to believe regardless of the facts and evidence available, which makes it impossible for them to see past their imaginary trees and recognize the reality that the verdant green forest they think surrounds and protects them simply doesn’t exist.

by Daniel Eran Dilger

(Source: roughlydrafted.com)

Today is 10 Years of the first iPod.

The iPod as an iconic cultural force

Three ways the iPod has impacted Apple, the music industry, and us

Rarely does an electronic gadget become so ubiquitous that it defines an entire market category and transcends the mantle of nerd toy to become an iconic cultural force. Apple’s iPod, introduced 10 years ago Sunday, accomplished just that.


The classic iPod design, with its scroll wheel interface, remained relevant for only six years—from 2001 to 2007, when Apple introduced the iPhone and iPod touch. As it stands today, dedicate hardware MP3 players have taken a bit role in a larger cast of software applications on multifunction devices like smartphones.

For all the praise tech pundits like to heap on the iPod, we have to keep things in perspective. iPod’s reign on this earth has been short—powerful and influential, but short.

Historically speaking, the classic iPod era passed in a blink of an eye. But even in six years, Apple’s parade of tiny media devices made quite an impact, and it has continued to the present. Here are a few major ways iPod changed the world.

1. It transformed Apple

In 2001, before the iPod launched, most people knew Apple best for its line of Mac computers. By 2004, the iPod dominated Apple’s identity in the public consciousness. And for good reason; it was a breakout product that quickly began to earn more revenue for Apple than any product it had ever sold.

Before the iPod, Apple products were consigned to the Mac nerd ghetto. You’d be hard pressed to pull a random person off the street and find that they knew even what Apple was. But by 2004, the iPod had sold enough units that everyone wanted and/or used an iPod, making Apple a mainstream cultural player like never before. At that point, if you asked a person on the street what products Apple made, odds are pretty good that they’d pull an iPod out of their pocket and show you.

It’s amusing to point out that, in 2004, Apple had been making Macs for 20 years—and the iPod for only three—and that one digital music player changed the fundamental nature of a thirty year-old company almost overnight. Within a few years, Apple expanded into two other consumer electronic categories with the Apple TV and the iPhone. To reflect these changes, Apple Computer, Inc. dropped the “Computer” from its corporate name in 2007.

The iPod’s success went hand-in-hand with the iTunes Music Store, which opened in 2003 and became the United States’ largest music retailer only five years later. Apple’s domination of the music industry, along with iPod follow-ups like the iPhone and iPad, soon made Apple the second most valuable corporation in the world.

2. It shook up the music industry

The turn of the millennium saw the music industry in a flat-out panic. MP3s gained popularity around the mid-late 1990s due to small file sizes and relatively high sound quality. By 2000, users illegally traded hundreds of thousands of songs in MP3 format on Napster, a peer-to-peer music sharing service. The music industry found itself competing against an unregulated spigot of digital music files that flowed as freely as water from a tap.

Enter Apple, one of the first few companies that had the sense to try to turn the music industry’s digital liability into an asset. Illegal or not, downloadable music provided a convenience and ease-of-use that listeners craved, and Apple bet that people would pay for the privilege.

They were right. The iTunes Music Store, the only legal game in town that sold major label music for a time, quickly became a force to be reckoned with in the industry. The iTunes Store pulled so far ahead that a number of traditional, non-online music retailers filed for bankruptcy within a few years.

In the process, Apple had pulled downloadable music out of the seedy back alleys of the Internet, shined it up, and delivered it to the lap of the cultural mainstream.

The iPod not only rocked the boat for the people who distributed music, but the people who made music as well. Being a software-based retailer, Apple’s music store allowed smaller artists to sell their music with relatively low barriers to entry compared to the cost of fabricating and distributing a plastic disc. As a result, the number of artists—and thus, consumer choice—on the Internet exploded, marginalizing the earning power of major musical acts. The iPod effectively took a big slice of bigwig revenues and distributed it among the indie label masses.

3. It provided the soundtrack for our lives

The iPod, as a digital companion, has profoundly impacted millions of people in a very personal way. Its portability, by virtue of its small size and long battery life, meant that people took it with them wherever they went.

Our iPods could always be playing—on the bus, on the street, when working out, or while drifting to sleep—focusing our lives through a new musical lens. With the iPod guiding us through life experiences good and bad, each one of us becomes a star in our own private movie.

And private it is, encasing us in a secret musical bubble that tends to shut out others in public spaces, much to the chagrin of conservative cultural purists and gregarious subway-goers everywhere.

Within this bubble, many have enjoyed the primacy of their own music verses that would be imposed onto them by others. (Elevator music be damned.) The iPod’s large capacity meant people could effectively program their own private radio stations with days’ worth of content, which Apple’s device could deliver in a novel play order called “shuffle.”

That brings us to another point about listening habits inspired by the iPod: the diminishing form of the music album. Not only does the iPod have the potential to completely negate whatever playing order each album’s creators intended, but its accompanying music store, which sells songs à la carte, delights in breaking up albums in ways never before seen.

In the end, iPod

For the past 10 years, the iPod has been a friend to music lovers, a bane to industry tradition, and a cultural catalyst. Its time as a standalone media player (without the bells and whistles apps provide) may have come and gone, but its influence will last forever; it’s entwined in our cultural DNA. The digital media revolution first promised—and delivered—by the iPod 10 years ago lives on in a new generation of world-changing Apple products. In that way, the iPod’s story will continue for years to come.

[Benj Edwards is a freelance writer who specializes in computer and video game history. He is also Editor-in-Chief of Vintage Computing and Gaming, a blog devoted to vintage technology.]

(iPod illustrations by Fabiola Cabral)

This was not called obsolesence, this was called ¨retirement¨
:-D 

This was not called obsolesence, this was called ¨retirement¨

:-D 

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Super Angry Birds… i mean Super!

The Angry Birds have been given a Marvel / DC comic book makeover by Springfield Punx reader / fan Ryan. They are taking over!

Angry Comics by Mr. Ryan

Via: Springfield Punx

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